HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN A SMOKING AREA

Talk to girls in real life

A lot of guys have become so used to copy and pasting “you still up?” to their Tinder matches that they have forgotten how to talk to girls in person. Remember, there are some times where girls just don’t want to be chatted up.

Women are really fine with getting wooed anywhere. In fact, no matter how cynical the girl, it’s really pleasant for her to think that someone still wants to bang her when she is eating a cheesesteak. Approaching a girl in an unlikely situation takes balls. Girls really like balls. Not to look at. Don’t show them your balls. Don’t text them your balls. Do talk to them (about things other than your balls and the size of your balls).

Smoking areas

If you’re determined to find love, the best place to strike up a conversation is a smoking area. Everyone knows that all the good flirty banter takes place when you’re being herded around in the dark like cattle, so get puffing.

If you don’t smoke, you’re just going to have to pretend. Having a lighter is always useful. Lighting a girl’s cigarette is like a third of having sex with her. Nothing in this world is more awkward than the moment of silence as you try to light a girl’s cigarette in a breeze, so just hand her the lighter. Feminism might have killed chivalry, but everyone still likes free stuff.

Choose one girl and stick with your choice

Aside from the fact that no one likes to be a second-stringer, you’re going to end up spreading yourself too thin, repeating the same shitty jokes, and quickly repelling literally everyone there.

Don’t flirt with her smoking friends, but try to engage them in conversation.

During the conversation, invite her for a cup of coffee nearby. Most smokers also like coffee.

And there you have it. Keep working on it. Invite her for drinks at night, and later to your place. You’re getting laid. That wasn’t so hard, was it?

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